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Believe it or not ,
These are Memphis , TN s REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bath room, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and Im sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: Im trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesnt have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, maam nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but Im not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Whats the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart !
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, Im having trouble breathing. Im all out of breath. Darn...I think Im going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: Im at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No.
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.


911 это и полиция,и скорая и пожарная..в каждом случае диспетчер определяет,кого направить на помощь,иногда приещают все сразу...

Мне третья понравилась больше всего.
И про платье!

что-то давно американцы не шутили

ну вот, дошутились...

пхахахахахххх жгут! третья да, зачотная самая)))))))